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Plot: A Wall Street investment banker who has been set up as the linchpin of his company's mob-backed Ponzi scheme is relocated with his family to Aunt Madea's southern home. Runtime: 114 mins Release Date: 28 Jun 2012
I must say reading some of the reviews before going to watch this movie, made watching more fun. People who put Tyler Perry down are right out of it! He is awesome and if you expected to see something like a Few good men, then you should not be allowed to comment. This movie is just insane, I love it. When I go to a movie I want to see exactly what I am going to see... This movie had it all. If I wanted to go to driving school I would expect cars and tests. If I go bowling I guess I would see special shoes 5/10 pin bowling balls and pins... What were you actually waiting to see? I love Madea, <more>
this is what I wait for in the movie, I appreciate the seriousness that is in the Madea movies, though I want to see Madea. If you never enjoyed Madea goes to jail or this movie, then you should stop watching these movies. I read the reviews, watched the trailers and yes I got exactly what I wanted to see, wish the movie was 2 hours longer. In this world, we have to find whats funny, cause everything else is pretty screwed up and after 30+ years in the forces, I am pretty sure I know what funny is! Madea gives me the type of humour I thrive on, she is so believable and cannot get enough of her. Thank-you, Jim.....
Oh No You Didn't! Made me laugh out loud. (by triangleshirt)
I joined IMDb just to write this review, because I saw the negative albeit funny and somewhat true reviews for this wonderful movie. What were you expecting to see, people, Shakespeare??!! This is just a silly old movie not meant to be taken seriously. It made me laugh hard on a day I needed to laugh. What more can you ask for? Even with bad acting and some "good" acting, especially on Perry's part , I still really enjoyed watching it and feeling silly along with Aunt Madea. That's much more than you can say for most of the b.s. put out there. Anything that makes me or <more>
other people laugh is thumbs-up in my book. So just wait to rent it if you worry about wasting your money and don't expect Aeschylus. Enjoy it like you would a free Three Stooges movie on YouTube and be silly.
This is quite possibly the best Madea movie to date. Madea has a lot more screen time, making the movie better and funnier. There's hardly any random subplot drama at all. It's a flat-out comedy starring Madea and Eugene Levy. The jokes are hilarious and keep coming. Levy plays George Needleman, a dorky businessman marked for death by a crime family after his company goes bankrupt and he is framed for money laundering. Brian Simmons takes the case and suggests the Needeleman family stay at Madea's house. That's when all heck breaks loose as she tries to teach them love and <more>
respect Will George and Madea be able to find the money and give it back to the charities? I highly recommend MADEA'S WITNESS PROTECTION!!!
What Are You All Talking About??? (by jared-411-940725)
All the Madea moves are hilarious! I haven't laughed at a movie this much in a long time. EVERYBODY in the theater was laughing. I constantly looked around and I didn't see anybody not at least smiling. In these people in the reviews are saying they walked out which I don't believe they did, you never ACTUALLY see anyone do that and that no one was laughing. No, no, no, no, no! People were laughing I am 100% sure. Those reviewers just weren't laughing. I've never met anybody who doesn't like the Madea movies. They are one of those moves that you just can't help <more>
but laugh. The only reason I don't get the movie a 10, is because it was just about as funny as the other Madea movies I expected it to be somewhat funnier, though it was still HILARIOUS , and the story didn't flow so well at a couple parts. But I am a critic, believe me, I will pick apart movies, and give low ratings and reviews to movies that are terrible. But I actually am giving Madea's Witness Protection a 9! Go see it. You won't be wasting your money. And if for some crazy reason you hate it, at least you'll know for the next Madea movie. You'd be crazy not to like it though. And have no sense of humor if you don't laugh. I'm sorry but if you don't like this movie at least a little, or don't laugh at least once, you are very very very very weird.
I absolutely loved this movie. Tyler Perry is brilliant and talented. I grew up in the south and have met many Madea's and can relate so well to this character. Tyler is right on the money portraying this southern black lady. This movie had me and my family in stitches. From my 8 year old son, to my 74 year old mother. It's the perfect family movie. I loved it! Tyler Perry has outdone himself with this movie. I do believe this is my favorite Madea movie so far. Keep them coming, Tyler and I'll continue to watch!! We need more movies that all the family can watch and get something <more>
out of, and this one is it. This is definitely the summer must see movie. Everyone in my house is still talking about how good it was and quoting some of Madea's lines. Bring us some more good movies.
I agree that this is one of his funniest and most hilarious movie ever written by Tyler Perry. And I think I've seen all of them. I could not stop laughing and think I will be quoting that movie for the next week or so. I really don't agree with people who rate this a five or below. I enjoyed it and thought it was amazing! I really encourage people to see this movie who love to laugh unconditionally! It is a great movie! The story plot's a little shaky but nonetheless, will be added to my shelf of favorite movies! My family laughed their heads off! If you like to laugh so hard to <more>
where you have water rolling down your legs, go see this movie!
Tyler perry's Madea is a very funny movie, I loved it but would not take my ten year old brother to see it had a lot of profanity and a talked some about "doing it" is how they referenced to sex and than they talked about butt sizes for about five minutes. But for fourteen year olds and up it is great to watch, I found myself crying I was laughing so hard like I do in all the Madea movies, I just get use to it. I would love for you to see the movie but I would not say that this is a Family movie but it is a great comedy for those who like to laugh!! Also Madea talks about her <more>
stripping days when Joe says they would use a telephone poll for you because your so d**m fat and Madea uses hell over 100 times this movie could have been rated R but I rate this an A in comedy just what you get when you go to a Madea movie for movie USA I am Alex Adams thanks for reading!!!!
its funny how the ratings for all the madeas movies are sooo low but the movies are sooo funny.. i will tell you. madea is not for everyone.. its either u love madea or u hate madea.. if you enjoy his movies, you will enjoy all of them. honestly, i am Asian and i believe a lot of the people who gave all the madea movies one star are probably all or majority of them are white. excuse me not just white but racist white folks that probably got offended. if you look at the reviews, a lot of them have 8, 9 or 10 stars but its the 1'z that bring the rating below what it should be. i think the <more>
majority of the madeas movies would range from at least 6 to 8 stars if it weren't for those that rated it a 1 because they were offended.
The beginning of this movie started really slow, and although I only paid $5 to see it, I was a little concerned. Tyler Perry's last movie "Madea's Big Happy Family" wasn't good at all, but I have enjoyed all of his plays so whenever he releases a movie, I never quite know what to make of it. His plays always seem to outshine his movies. With that said, this one was a delight after you got over the hump, and that's mainly because I got to see more of Joe.Most folks love Madea and I have a couple of relatives who act like her, one in particular -- especially on the <more>
plane ride -- comes to mind , but I am smitten with Joe, Madea's brother. He's a mix of perverted, comical, cool, mean and charming. Now I know some Madeas, but I know a lot more Joes, and if you don't know any, stroll into a barbershop and hang around. You'll meet one. Joe stole the entire movie for me, especially with "My baby mama went left." The basic plot of the movie is a guy named George Needleman played by Eugene Levy gets caught up in a Ponzi scheme and finds out that he's about to be in some serious trouble with the mob and charities if he gets mixed up in their money. Tyler Perry's character Brian plays the lawyer that's over the case and is told to hide George's family. Now I knew Levy was funny in "American Pie," but he didn't have a thing on Doris Roberts' character Barbara who plays George's senile mother . A Betty Boop tattoo leads to a hilarious connection between Joe and Barbara, and I honestly just waited to see scenes with those two together. That is, when she wasn't randomly shouting "negros" when she meant "negro spirituals." I know this movie sounds slapstick, and if anybody else had made it, I wouldn't have given the film a chance but I think Tyler Perry's scripts are almost always funny, even the more controversial jokes. And he always knows how to bring out the funny in other people.Cindy played by Danielle Campbell played the usual bratty teenage girl that Madea wanted to check. Personally I felt like she could've been left out of the movie altogether and just make room for Howie played by Devan Leos solely because of his "connection" to Joe. Of course there were the moments when characters used slang to try to be funny, but I had a big eye roll for that considering how predictable it is.The rest of the movie is about the adults trying to crack the Ponzi scheme case, but I just kept wiping tears out of my eyes every time Barbara or Joe made an appearance. This movie was much funnier than I expected it to be because of those two. Kudos to Tyler Perry and cast!